a guy in my french class asked this girl to prom by literally getting a fucking tattoo oh his shoulder that said “christina be my prom date” and then he pulled his sleeve up in class and showed it to her and gave her flowers but she said she already had plans with someone else and she was super nice about it but now this idiot has a failed prom invite tattoo on his body and was rejected in front of the entire class it was the funniest thing i’ve ever witnessed in real life i think
My talents include:
- Watching entire television seasons in one day.
- Eating whole cakes without sharing. Growling when asked to share.
- Sleeping twelve consecutive hours.
- Being a sarcastic little shit.